No one lives forever…

or do they?

A new study links drinking more coffee to a longer lifespan.

AWESOME. I’m gonna be immortal.

Drink coffee… Live forever.

If you want to read the actual study you can find it here… Association of Coffee Consumption with Total and Cause-Specific Mortality in Three Large Prospective Cohorts.

Or you can just drink coffee. I mean you read the meme, on the Internet, so it must be true. 🙂

The study was originally published in November of 2015, so the meme is a little dated as far as the “New” part. The important thing is the study’s conclusion: “Higher consumption of total coffee, caffeinated coffee, and decaffeinated coffee was associated with lower risk of total mortality.”

Now a little immortal Highlander entertainment to go with your coffee this morning…

And since the post is titled “No One Lives Forever” a little Oingo Boingo (one of my all time favorites) to keep things rolling into the second cup.

“I’m so happy
Dancing while the Grim Reaper
Cuts cuts cuts but he can’t get me”

No one lives forever… or do they? DRINK COFFEE, change your fate, LIVE FOREVER!!!