All clear…
You can all come out now… I’ve had my coffee 
Category: Coffee Memes
Monday Checklist
Coffee – Check Coffee – Check Coffee – Check Coffee – Check Guess I should probably do some work as well. Gotta pay bills and buy coffee
Addicted
Addicted …to the pot. The coffee pot. Get it? Get it? No? Maybe you need more coffee
Leftover Coffee?
The other day someone told me I could freeze leftover coffee into ice cubes. But I’m confused… What in the world is left over coffee? Cups empty, time to fill it back up. Have a great day!
I’m not lost…
Not all who wander are lost. They’re just looking for coffee
Nobody is Perfect…
Nobody is Perfect… But if you are Coffee You’re pretty damn close Have a great day!!!
Lie to me…
Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today. Happy Wednesday!
How to Get Coffee…
How to Get Coffee 1. Put in too much coffee 2. Slow tightrope back to desk 3. Repeat
Then I smile…
Sometimes, in the morning while I sip on my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off. Then I smile. Happy Monday!!!
Productivity Warning
Warning! Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity. #Truth