How to Get Coffee…
How to Get Coffee 1. Put in too much coffee 2. Slow tightrope back to desk 3. Repeat
Then I smile…
Sometimes, in the morning while I sip on my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off. Then I smile. 🙂 Happy Monday!!!
Productivity Warning
Warning! Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity. #Truth 🙂
Recreational Drinking
On Sunday my coffee is recreational as opposed to weekdays when it’s medicinal. Drink Coffee. Enjoy the Day. Weekends always go by too fast :/
Rogue One
Today is the day!!!! Rogue One A Star Wars Story is available to watch at home!!! Download it now while you are drinking your morning coffee. Happy Friday!
Daytime Medicine
Coffee The Daytime Stumbling, Stretching, Yawning, Dragging, Cotton-mouthed, Gulping, So I Don’t Kill You Medicine. Friday is just around the corner. Take a double dose and hang in there…
8 Glasses a Day…
Sure, I drink 8 glasses of water a day once they’ve run through some dry roasted coffee beans and have been filtered and brewed properly. Sometimes more than 8, and more is better 🙂
Handling Things…
Sometimes ya gotta drink some coffee, put on some rock n roll and handle your business. It’s Monday all, get coffee and get to handling things. Have a great day! 🙂
You Can’t Buy Happiness…
You Can’t Buy Happiness But You Can Buy COFFEE And That’s Pretty Close. Yes… Yes it is. 🙂 Have a great Sunday. Enjoy your coffee.
Silence Human…
This is coffee time… Not talkie time. 🙂 Drink coffee. Have a great Friday!!!